Being a comedian as well as a lady comes with a different set of challenges and advantages. (Mostly just challenges.)

These are somewhat commendable ideas, but you won't be surprised to know that, in almost every case, their attempts failed miserably.

I wasn't legally allowed to rent a car, but I was already an orphan, planning funerals, owning property, and doing things even my own parents never had to endure.

Being a woman means wearing a sign that says

From the moment we step inside, IKEA deploys sly manipulation tactics meant to lure us into purchasing shit we don't need.